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getsby:

y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

dialupmodem:

tbh if u really think that iphone users are elitists ask ANY nerd why they prefer android n they’ll go on and on for hours, insulting the phone, steve jobs, tim cook, their entire families, everyone that works for apple, the schools they all attended, and their mothers’ lasagna recipes 

nakedly:

nakedly:

i hate perfect people

which is why i hate myself

"I think she isn’t even wearing tights, those are her real legs"
-Barbara Schöneberger (german award show host) on Taylor Swift (via speaknowtaylor)